Filed under: Shaquille O'Neal, Nicole "Hoopz" Alexander, TMZ Sports

Just a few hours into retirement … Shaquille O’Neal is like a kid on Christmas morning — busting out his favorite toys, like a giant samurai sword!

In this video — shot at Shaq’s home in Orlando — the big fella swings the massive sword and pretends he’s doing battle with Conan.

Shaq’s gf, Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander, explains the future NBA Hall-of-Famer “doesn’t know what he’s going to do” since announcing his retirement — and suggests a return to Hollywood could be in the works.

As long as it’s not a “Kazaam” sequel … we’re down, Shaq.