Filed under: Charlie Sheen, Celebrity Homes, The Facts Behind The Funny!
Charlie Sheen has put his infamous Beverly Hills mega-mansion up for sale — so if you’ve got a spare $7.2 MILLION to blow … you could own a pad with your very own private porno theater!!!
Sheen listed the 7,924 square foot estate in the last few days —
touting the place as a “Celebrity Home” complete with 5 bedrooms and 7
baths. Charlie has listed the pad at $7.2 mil.
Charlie struck a deal with his ex-wife Brooke Mueller in their divorce — in which he paid her $1 million to take sole ownership of the house.
Here’s how the MLS listing reads — “This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland
Estates is an entertainer’s dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open
to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with
dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and
top-of-the-line appliances and finishes.”
We think it should go more like this:
“Spacious 7,900 square foot gem … perfect for entertaining celebrities, porn stars, entourages, goddesses and drug dealers.
Located in a semi-secure gated community where cars only occasionally get thrown off cliffs.
Spectacular private adult theater complete with red velvet couches … may need a thorough scrubbing.”